// July 31st, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Thoughts
I received this in the email (Subject:”GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU”) today from John England about $23.3M dollars found in Iraq. he insists that I keep this email a secret but being a blogger, I feel I have the obligation to post something this ridiculous and funny online: (Black – original email, red – my comments)
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Dear Sir,
I am John England (Would you trust a guy with the last name England?) ,an Army contractor attached to the US Military force in Iraq . I got your contact through a discreet search from the Internet (It’s called Google), The reason why I’m explaining my findings to you is to seek for your assistance to enable you contribute immensely to the actualization of my dream. (he’s getting to his point – looking for a fool to scam)
On the 8th day of January 2007, my group of 2 men and I were alerted on the need of some reconstruction works in Haifa Street , a long thoroughfare of high-rise buildings (didn’t the Americans level Iraq with intense bombing?) built and occupied by Saddam Hussein when he was alive here in Baghdad. Immediately we proceeded to the site and as we commence work to our utmost surprise we discovered an underground bunker in one of the buildings.(bunkers were everyone, and they were surprised to find this particular bunker…ok)
Upon investigation of the bunker we discovered two boxes safely hidden and sealed, coded (The story is slowly turning into a mystery ala Da Vinci Code -ish), I told my men to open the boxes in order to find out the contents and when they were opened and the money counted, to our amazement the boxes contained USD $23.2M (I wonder how long did it take them to count all the money…$23.3M – counted with no money counting machine, in a warzone??)
I however instructed them to keep this in high secret so that we can have the money to our selves, they all agreed to the plan and we were going to get the money out of the country but first we had to hide the money in a safe and untraceable location. (I have a feeling some men shoved it up their glory hole… =P )
I am now in desperate need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you (hoping that you will be that fool) who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me until my assignment elapses here. We cannot leave the boxes here in Iraq for any reason since Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous everyday(But it was safe enough for the bunker to be undiscovered previously – assuming there was a bunker fulled with money) . I assure and promise to give you 10% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this deal so that I can immediately arrange on how to send it to your care. (This is a plea so that you can really be a fool and fall for this trap…)
Please assure me of keeping this confidential and topmost secret so that my job would not be jeopardized but protected. (If he loses his job, he will have no income and he will be in deep trouble….hahah, ok John England….I SHALL NOT TELL ANYONE BUT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET)
Please Reply
My Sincere regards,
John England (really…John England? Where’s his buddy, Jackson America?)
jengland_j@yahoo.com
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I have actually received one of those Nigerian Prince Scam emails but I have deleted it. This time, I just can’t let a funny email from “John England” be directed to my trash can without first sharing it with the public.
Love it, loathe it? Comments appreciated.
-Boon